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Florida Man March 12, 2021 – A.k.a. Babycakes Loves to Sit Around Naked Everywhere

FORT MYERS. Fla. — Florida Man has been arrested for sitting around naked in an area where children are around.

This is not the first time for Irving Edward Howard, 71, of Fort Myers to be arrested for the same reason. 

In 2019, Howard was televised showing up naked in a hospital.

But last Thursday, once again, he sat naked in a chair outside an apartment complex. He was arrested and charged with four counts of lewd and lascivious behavior toward a child; one count of indecent exposure and one count of disorderly intoxication, based on the online boking records of Lee County.

An investigation by WBBH last 2019, found that Howard has spent 134 nights in jail from April to August 2019.  And since August, he has been arrested 12 times including two incidents of exposure and three times for trespassing. Lee County stated that Howard has already records since 1988 according to their book.

He is set to appear in court on April 12 and is now in the custody of  Lee County Jail.

Florida Man March 12, 2019 – Beat up a Homeless Man with a Stick

Gainesville Sun reports Florida Man, 20-year-old Jared Parker, beat up a hobo over $10 on March 12, 2019.

The arrest report stated that Parker came to the camp on Sunday afternoon, approached a homeless man, and asked for money. The homeless man refused to give and didn’t make Parker happy, he left and came back to beat him up in the face repeatedly.

Didn’t stop from there, because after he hit him with his fist, he got a stick and kept on going.

Parker stated that when he thought that the man was dead, he started running but he was captured.

The poor homeless man was covered in blood when he was rushed to the hospital; he suffered from multiple skull and facial fractures.

Florida Man March 12, 2021 – Robbed a Liquor Store in Spider-Man Mask

SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. – Edward “Fast Eddie’ Wilburn was nabbed after stealing some liquor bottles and cigarettes while his face was covered in a Spider-Man mask from a store in Casselberry.

Caught on camera that he was grabbing bottles and putting them in a box.

According to Deputy Bruce Milne, the Spider-Man mask would have worked for a cover-up but Wilburn initially came up to the store without it. 

“To me, it was just a matter of absolute surprise that he would walk up to the door first, try to break in, then it starts clicking in his head that, ‘Oh I might get recognized if I do this without a mask on”, Milne said.

When Wilburn was identified, authorities traced back some arrest history back in 1991.

Deputies stated that when Wilburn first left the liquor store, he came to a local secondhand shop and found the mask, took it, and returned and burglary happened.

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